Lived in Egypt, Alexandria founded a school there about 300 BC. Did you hear the one about the statistician? The third shouts out 'We got him!'Ī statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. Three statisticians go out hunting together. 'A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.' What is the Pythagoras' theorem all about? Pythagoras' theorem states that the square on the hypotenuse of a right angle triangle equals the sums of the squares on the other two sides. Pythagorean thought exerted considerable influence on Plato's doctrines. The famous geometrical theorem attributed to him was probably developed later by members of the Pythagorean School, which is best known for its studies of the relations between numbers. Pythagoreanism was first a way of life, of moral abstinence and purification, not solely a philosophy its teaching included the doctrine of the transmigration of souls between successive bodies. He eventually fled from there because of persecution, settling at Megapontum in Lucania. He settled at Crotona, S Italy (c.530 BC) where he founded a moral and religious school. Philosopher and mathematician, born in Samos, Greece. The mathematician: 'If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again.' The physicist: 'The measurement wasn't accurate.' After a while, they notice three persons coming out of the house. Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?Ī mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.įirst, they see two people going into the house. The mathematician says, 'I solved the case of a 2-dimensional horse.' The trainer says, 'I trained it to skip any obstacle, and take turns without slowing down.' The nutritionist says, 'I have fed it the most excellent mixture of herbs and cereals, it will give it speed and courage.' The emperor summons his best nutritionist, best trainer, and best mathematician, and orders them to prepare the horse for the race.Ī week before the race, the emperor demands a report on their progress. The emperor's horse is about to participate in the international race in three months. What is the shortest mathematicians joke? It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger then the previous record. I guess that's why they call this class discrete mathematics.' He commented 'I see you put this slip on my desk without me noticing. The teacher noticed the slip on his desk afterwards. In math you don't understand things, you just get used to them!Ī student walked into his discreet math class late and in order not to interrupt he put his late slip on the teacher's desk furtively without the teacher noticing. Those who understand Binary, and those who don't. There are 10 kinds of mathematitians in the world. Mathematics is made of 40 percent formulas, 40 percent proofs and 40 percent imagination.

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